Top 35 of the funniest tweets about cats, furballs that rule the roost

The news is full of cats right now, especially following the release of the game stray, which is very successful right now. We invite you today to pay tribute to our beloved little furballs, who sometimes make life difficult for us, but who we can’t help but love unconditionally. So here, without further ado, top 35 tweets about our everyday feline companions.

1)

My parents got robbed yesterday. A huge stone was thrown to blow up the French window. They stole my mom’s jewelry box. And you know what my mom said first?
“No, but they also threw the cat’s water bowl in the garden”

I’m dead

January 19, 2020

2)

My cat plantation is progressing well, I’ll let you know pic.twitter.com/VYqx8OufPG

August 23, 2021

3)

my mum had to weigh the cat to give him his good dose of medicine but between his head and the result I have been crying for a quarter of an hour pic.twitter.com/OU4mGmbHaT

April 17, 2018

4)

What I like best about my cat is its resting position. pic.twitter.com/RYvTlGORdh

July 9, 2019

5)

The neighbors cat came into my living room to steal my carpet pic.twitter.com/hZ35QKt5VK

May 23, 2020

6)

nobody:

me with my cat: pic.twitter.com/vcPEjqNPe4

January 2, 2021

7)

My cat wanted to participate in apple pie pic.twitter.com/mcGgmcg9Mb

December 19, 2020

8)

Me: I’m going to piss
My cat: WE are going to piss pic.twitter.com/4bcz3xtWOI

June 18, 2020

9)

“I don’t like spoiled children”

my cat: pic.twitter.com/gCB92s9WgC

September 30, 2020

10)

My boyfriend purposely encourages the cat to get on his lap when he is in video with customers, so he increases his sympathy capital with them.
An evil genius.

January 14, 2022

11)

How do you slim down a cat please?? pic.twitter.com/LX6E5RSbs8

December 17, 2020

12)

When I go “meow” and the cat answers me https://t.co/YiYIPjdtj7

August 2, 2020

13)

I just heard a discussion between my father and the cat he said to him “no I won’t let you go outside where is your certificate”

March 17, 2020

14)

When your cat is about to vomit https://t.co/gB5UF5SBGl

March 10, 2019

15)

I took my cat to the vet to get vaccinated and he was moaning to death he was struggling and everything. I’ve known him for 6 years and I never would have suspected he was antivax, like what.

November 19, 2021

16)

My cat: meow

me: well yes I know, I love you too!!!

my cat : pic.twitter.com/2iIURS3YCm

November 4, 2020

17)

My cat he got into the habit of putting himself there when he was little, mnt it’s too much too much shit pic.twitter.com/SS1Irk667w

August 18, 2017

18)

No, on the other hand, it’s too disgusting.
I leave my plate for 2 poor minutes, I come back and I have to scream.
The cat climbed on the table, ate part of my dish then threw it up on what was left

May 27, 2020

19)

There’s a mentally ill wind outside I’m shocked my cat almost flew away. The less than 50kg do not go out you will end up in Spain the

February 9, 2020

20)

I arrive at my house, my mother tells me “no, don’t sit on the cat’s sofa”… the cat’s sofa?

December 25, 2021

21)

HOT TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE CATS: your darlings are probably having a hard time dealing with the heat these days, so spread a wet towel on the floor so they can ignore it and sleep on the bed pic.twitter.com/x12F8eyEYq

July 13, 2022

22)

there’s a cat it’s been 4 months he’s been camping in my garden from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. to try to capture my cat and you think love is dead?

December 25, 2021

23)

I gave Marius catnip for his birthday, he’s clearly been upside down pic.twitter.com/ZF8LIvuQGU

July 15, 2022

24)

Damn there’s a buddy of mine in his city everyone knows him he hit hard he had bicrave and soon he got married there it’s not he just asked me to go follow his instagram account that he created with his wife for their cat, their CAT, meow meow

March 10, 2021

25)

What presence, what elegance.. it’s not your pet who licks the bullet hole there https://t.co/oUQPDXpF23

September 11, 2019

26)

It’s always “meow meow” never “thank you for taking care of me here is 50€ that I found on the ground”

February 3, 2022

27)

Another orchid suicide.

The cats investigate. pic.twitter.com/ET0wJ8SguF

March 11, 2022

28)

cats when they vomit: pic.twitter.com/xzdB1EYsRO

July 4, 2022

29)

people who come to my house and blame my cats for getting on the table or on the kitchen counter, who do you think you are? it’s theirs not yours

November 1, 2021

30)

Standing cats fascinate me pic.twitter.com/dv1Q3PZXGF

January 7, 2022

31)

The cats they fuck themselves in quagmires like that after they look at you in mode it’s your fault and you have to get them out of the https://t.co/pw2OeoLsl2

February 7, 2019

32)

Mdrrr at the shelter the other cats they call him El Chatpo https://t.co/a3v4WSOPxl

October 28, 2019

33)

He has his play area next door bought new on sale on Cdiscount at 85€ but no he prefers to fuck himself in the mouth of the other crocodile, what’s your problem cats?! pic.twitter.com/kyeHQkMCeV

January 26, 2019

34)

I’m crying wsh the cat is it a Uchiha or what? He absorbed the flames with his gaze like it was Amaterasu https://t.co/ThQNvsVnJs

November 26, 2020

35)

We went to see the baby cats at our neighbor’s house.
I warned my boyfriend from the start that adopting one was out of the question. NO WAY !

The kitten therefore arrives at our home in a month.

July 22, 2020

And if you want to read on, you can check out our previous article with 25 photos of camouflage expert cats. So many talents hidden in our fellow felines !

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