Top 35 of the funniest tweets about cats, furballs that rule the roost

The news is full of cats right now, especially following the release of the game stray, which is very successful right now. We invite you today to pay tribute to our beloved little furballs, who sometimes make life difficult for us, but who we can’t help but love unconditionally. So here, without further ado, top 35 tweets about our everyday feline companions.


My parents got robbed yesterday. A huge stone was thrown to blow up the French window. They stole my mom’s jewelry box. And you know what my mom said first?
“No, but they also threw the cat’s water bowl in the garden”

I’m dead

January 19, 2020


My cat plantation is progressing well, I’ll let you know

August 23, 2021


my mum had to weigh the cat to give him his good dose of medicine but between his head and the result I have been crying for a quarter of an hour

April 17, 2018


What I like best about my cat is its resting position.

July 9, 2019


The neighbors cat came into my living room to steal my carpet

May 23, 2020



me with my cat:

January 2, 2021


My cat wanted to participate in apple pie

December 19, 2020


Me: I’m going to piss
My cat: WE are going to piss

June 18, 2020


“I don’t like spoiled children”

my cat:

September 30, 2020


My boyfriend purposely encourages the cat to get on his lap when he is in video with customers, so he increases his sympathy capital with them.
An evil genius.

January 14, 2022


How do you slim down a cat please??

December 17, 2020


When I go “meow” and the cat answers me

August 2, 2020


I just heard a discussion between my father and the cat he said to him “no I won’t let you go outside where is your certificate”

March 17, 2020


When your cat is about to vomit

March 10, 2019


I took my cat to the vet to get vaccinated and he was moaning to death he was struggling and everything. I’ve known him for 6 years and I never would have suspected he was antivax, like what.

November 19, 2021


My cat: meow

me: well yes I know, I love you too!!!

my cat :

November 4, 2020


My cat he got into the habit of putting himself there when he was little, mnt it’s too much too much shit

August 18, 2017


No, on the other hand, it’s too disgusting.
I leave my plate for 2 poor minutes, I come back and I have to scream.
The cat climbed on the table, ate part of my dish then threw it up on what was left

May 27, 2020


There’s a mentally ill wind outside I’m shocked my cat almost flew away. The less than 50kg do not go out you will end up in Spain the

February 9, 2020


I arrive at my house, my mother tells me “no, don’t sit on the cat’s sofa”… the cat’s sofa?

December 25, 2021


HOT TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE CATS: your darlings are probably having a hard time dealing with the heat these days, so spread a wet towel on the floor so they can ignore it and sleep on the bed

July 13, 2022


there’s a cat it’s been 4 months he’s been camping in my garden from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. to try to capture my cat and you think love is dead?

December 25, 2021


I gave Marius catnip for his birthday, he’s clearly been upside down

July 15, 2022


Damn there’s a buddy of mine in his city everyone knows him he hit hard he had bicrave and soon he got married there it’s not he just asked me to go follow his instagram account that he created with his wife for their cat, their CAT, meow meow

March 10, 2021


What presence, what elegance.. it’s not your pet who licks the bullet hole there

September 11, 2019


It’s always “meow meow” never “thank you for taking care of me here is 50€ that I found on the ground”

February 3, 2022


Another orchid suicide.

The cats investigate.

March 11, 2022


cats when they vomit:

July 4, 2022


people who come to my house and blame my cats for getting on the table or on the kitchen counter, who do you think you are? it’s theirs not yours

November 1, 2021


Standing cats fascinate me

January 7, 2022


The cats they fuck themselves in quagmires like that after they look at you in mode it’s your fault and you have to get them out of the

February 7, 2019


Mdrrr at the shelter the other cats they call him El Chatpo

October 28, 2019


He has his play area next door bought new on sale on Cdiscount at 85€ but no he prefers to fuck himself in the mouth of the other crocodile, what’s your problem cats?!

January 26, 2019


I’m crying wsh the cat is it a Uchiha or what? He absorbed the flames with his gaze like it was Amaterasu

November 26, 2020


We went to see the baby cats at our neighbor’s house.
I warned my boyfriend from the start that adopting one was out of the question. NO WAY !

The kitten therefore arrives at our home in a month.

July 22, 2020

And if you want to read on, you can check out our previous article with 25 photos of camouflage expert cats. So many talents hidden in our fellow felines !

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